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2008-08-23T07:32:00.000-07:00

One of my hard and fast rules is to never trust anyone who doesn't really enjoy food. People who only eat the same things over and over, without any joy, generally approach life the same way. Those people and I will never have much in common.

This morning I came across the a list of foods everyone should try at least once via:
http://www.verygoodtaste.co.uk/uncategorised/the-omnivores-hundred/

The instructions were simple:

1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten. (Links to definitions are in green.)
3) Cross out - or change to red items that you would never consider eating
4) Optional extra: Post a comment here at www.verygoodtaste.co.uk linking to your results.The VGT Omnivore’s Hundred:

The list:
1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile (?? might have - can't remember)
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi (I might have made this with one of the random curry mixes from the Indian market, but can't be sure)
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl (Clam chowder yes. Sourdough bowl no.)
33. Salted lassi (I've had sweet lassi but not salted)
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects (do earthworms count?)
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

I will never eat durian (scary Asian fruit that smells like moldy dead feet, compost and pond scum). I will never eat horse. (Sorry, but watched read to many "Black Beauty" novels as a child). I will never eat Kaolin (and hope that I never have the need to).

Other items on the list delighted me.. I have a box of Lime Green Pocky sticks in the garage now. I throw them into the kid's lunches because the boxes are covered in Japanese and Japanese junk food is so much cooler than ours.
Fried Plantains...sitting on the back patio at Cuba Cuba with a Kristini (not named for me, but how could I not love it??), fried plantains and guacamole is like taking a mini tropical vacation without having to pack or wax.

Given the list originated in the UK, I can forgive a few obvious omissions. Green Chile. Fresh Peaches. Homemade butter caramels. Food so luscious no commentary is needed.

The best result of this exercise is not the resulting shopping list (where can I buy a goat?) , but the very simple reminder that we live in a big, bright, beautiful world, and its really our duty to constantly explore and expand our notion of what's good.

I see a cabinet and I want to paint it black....

2008-04-19T08:07:00.000-07:00

You know those little things in your house that you really don't like, but live with anyway? With me it was my kitchen cabinets. They were that 1970's oak and not in good shape. I'd post a picture, but realized that in the 10+ years we've lived in the house I really don't have any good shots of them because I never liked having them in the background. Think orangey, grainy, dirty, grimy, old and you will have a pretty good image.

I could strip and stain them, but since I wasn't terribly fond of the wood grain to begin with, not worth the effort. Paint? But with 4,806,3062 different colors I couldn't decide.. White simply won't work with my greasy-fingered young-uns. Red would be fun, but for about a week. Green? (I already recycle) Beige? (snore) Purple? (Yikes)
So like all good design dilemas, I eliminated everything that won't work and examined what remained... which in the end was literally the absence color.
Black.

Convincing your husband that by painting your kitchen black won't lead to a sudden desire to start going to goth shows and sleeping in coffins is not easy. Thank goodness for the google image search... there were lots of normal looking people cooking with cream of mushroom soup in kitchens with black cabinets.

Like childbirth, the process was painful and not something I'm ready to talk about quite yet. But the end result is better than I could have imagined and not something I'm ready to do again for at least nine months.

musings from a crockpot crackpot....

2007-12-17T20:39:00.000-08:00

I have the ugliest crockpot on the planet. So ugly, that its ashamed to be photographed. Its so ugly it will never be retro, like those early 60's pink appliances. Its a melonish, mustardish, speckled moldy-orange color, and isn't even made of crockery, but some metallic, teflon coated substance that sits on a separate griddle. But like most things, its what inside that counts.

Today, there was split-pea soup inside. I've been a split-pea soup lover since childhood. Blame the George and Martha books. For those who were deprived, George and Martha are hippos and best friends. In one story, Martha makes lots split-pea soup because she thinks George likes it. George does not. George despises split-pea soup, but he doesn't want to hurt her feelings and pretends to eat it. So he is forced to find all kinds of devious ways to dispose of the stuff, my favorite being dumping the soup in his shoes. Since childhood, the image of him with soup in his shoes has made me smile, and contrarily I've turned into a grown-up who is very fond of both making AND eating split-pea soup.

For years I've used the split-pea soup recipe from the "Good Enough to Eat"cookbook. But this morning, stressed for time, energy and motivation, and the thought of having to do dinner was more than I could bear. Half-asleep, I threw in a Women's Bean Project Soup mix into the ugly crockpot with a ham hock and two cans of chicken broth and left for work. When I came home it was like alchemy. My normal recipe, which takes twice as much work, and couldn't compare. This soup was good. Like both the kids had two servings, good. Like you could throw it in a shoe, and serve it to hippos, good. And at this crazed, stressed out, impossible time of year, for the simple and sublime to happen at the same time ( in the most humble of crockpots) - is a true christmas miracle.

Cobwebs & Cookies

2007-12-04T17:29:00.000-08:00

First, I need to get the cobwebs, dust bunnies and stray bits out of dog hair out of the corners of this place... its been that long since I've visited my blog. Luckily, my blog isn't like my daughter's Tamagotchi where neglect sends it the thing into a squacking tizzy that reminds you how painfully self-absorbed you are for living your life instead of tending to your technology.

With that out of the way, its back to business. There has been knitting...
This started out as a Twinkle Diagonal Stitch sweater for me. A week after I saw the pattern in Vogue Knitting, I saw Nordstrom selling the same exact sweater from Twinkle for 381$.
That's insane, I thought, I can knit that *and* if I use the Lion Brand Thick and Chunky, I'll save myself 320$!! Feeling quite smart, I knit a gauge swatch that seemed close enough.. but not close enough for comfort. After two weeks of very enjoyable knitting, I tried on the body to find it wayyy to small. There is a reason that the Twinkle Classic Elite yarn is 17$ a skein, and Lion Brand is only $4.99. Karma does not like knock-offs. Happily, my daughter does.

And there has been eating. Saturday, I stopped by our local Indian market, looking for dinner and emptied out their frozen food coolers. I got frozen naan (that yummy flat bread), frozen Palek Paneer, frozen samosas, and spice mix for Chana Masala (Curried Chickpeas). It was all amazing... like getting really great take out, but half the price, and four times as healthy. I'm now on a mission to check out the frozen food sections of all the other ethnic markets in town. No more frozen pizza for us!

But the best discovery has been this recipe.
In a season of baking bacchanalia, chocolate chip cookies seem like a bit -well- boring. But these are everything a chocolate chip cookie should be. Sweet, but not cloying. Crisp, but not brittle. Chewy, but not gummy. I've tried the Neiman Marcus cookies, Toll House and everything in-between. This is the only recipe I've found worth the considerable restraint it takes not to eat all the dough before baking.

Comfort food

2007-06-30T20:48:00.000-07:00

Today it was 100+ degrees and the summer doldrums hit me harder than an Ike Turner wanna-be. The airconditioning seemed to be too hot or too cold. The kids seemed to be in under a different force of gravity than the rest of the world, because everytime I turned around they seemed to be dropping, breaking or spilling something.

But this spicy little number put the spring back in my step. Everything I love about Buffalo Chicken wings was amplified - crispy spicy chicken with cool creamy slaw made my belly very very happy. True, slaving over the stove frying chicken isn't most people's idea of spending a hot summer afternoon, but OmyOmy was it worth it. I need to plot my strategy now to make sure I get the leftovers tomorrow.

I should have known better....

2007-06-03T20:34:00.000-07:00

In case you haven't noticed, there hasn't been a rash of finished objects on this blog lately. Life follows art (or is it vise-versa?).

I've been hit with a string (no pun intended) of bad knitting mojo. From the lost sock incident, to the sweater that will not end.... I've been knitting a lot but don't have much to show for it.

But when I committed to Tea Rose Halter Top from the Spring 2007 Interweave Knits I thought this would be the pattern that would change all that... the would be the pattern to put the spring back in my needles. And for a while - deep in the first blush of young love - it did. The lace fell into place and the cotton-ease yarn had beautiful stitch definition. It was as if fate brought us together until the one dark day when I let doubt creep in... when I thought that maybe the designer didn't know what she was doing and that I needed more proof. I decided to try the sweater on mid-project.

Of course the stitch protectors at the end of the needles popped right off as I squeezed the circulars past my shoulders - and with them went six rows of stitches. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but reconstructing lace with YO and INC and DEC in random places requires a more evolved knitter than I can ever hope to be. I managed to sort-of reconstruct my indiscretions, but I knew the trust was gone and I couldn't go on. There was nothing else to do but cast off and hoped for the best.
In the end, I was left with a too-short halter that left my heart (and breasts) naked and exposed. Maybe someday I'll find the words (and the perfect edge pattern) to pick up the stitches and mend my wicked ways ... but for now its a reminder to be more patient and trusting.

petty diversions....

2007-04-30T18:25:00.000-07:00

For my dear friends and all of us who love them, this last weekend has been impossibly sad...
No matter what Oprah and all those airy-eyed people on 'The Secret' videos say, really really bad things do happen to good people for no good reason. I keep wishing, wanting, manifesting someway to make it all better for them, but I can't and for that I'm angry at God, the goddess and the Universe right now.

For relief, I turned to one of my favorite knitting-porn sites, Garnstudio. I love the fresh-faced Swedish women relaxing on the beach in their easy, free-flowing, European cardigans. However, tonight, they must have been cleaning out the archive from the ABBA concert collection, because when I clicked on the link that lets you see the most recently patterns, I saw this:

Nothing says 'knit-me' like sleeves that can be used to smuggle chihuahuas over the border.

It felt good to smile and laugh and I hope that through all of this my friends can too...soon.

too good to last...

2007-03-20T22:10:00.000-07:00

On March 2, the Copyright Royalty Board voted to drastically raise the rates charged to the fledgling internet radio industry. Because these rates are astronomically high in relation to the revenue these radio stations can attract, it will effectively eliminate all but a few (that suck) internet radio stations. Not only does this put a financial bullet in the heart of the most progressive and innovative music sources, like Pandora.com and KCRW.org, but it limits the ability of indie artists to 'break through'.

Click on this link to save the world from the kind of corporate music robotrons who believe that what the world needs is another Celine Dion, Mariah Carey or Michael Bolton.

to have loved and lost...

2007-03-19T21:30:00.000-07:00

Holy crap... has it really been a month and a half since my last post?
Where has the time gone?
Dumb question. Its gone into cleaning the floors, washing dishes, working, helping with 4th grade long division, doing laundry, making curry, chasing cats, running over cement barriers that looked like they were covered in ice, replacing car mufflers, praying, buying lime green platform wedge shoes, returning lime green platform wedge shoes, buying mustard green stillettos, helping to practice Suzuki violin, eating (the best ever) ginger scones, making menus for my favorite one-woman cappuchino closet, guilt-fully not planting gladiola bulbs, drinking margaritas, planning a trip to Nashville, getting paid to play musical chairs, practicing a my downward dog posture and - oh yeah- just a bit of knitting.

A month ago, knitting was higher up on the list. I was going to start a new Lenten knitting project and set just two parameters, it had to be mindful project and from my stash. Of course sitting at the top of my stash was 4ply black cashmere and socks are very mindful. First sock went well - wearing a hand knit cashmere socks is like feeding your feet a box of Godiva chocolates. They felt so good that I cruised into the second sock without a hint of the dreaded 'second sock syndrome". Then I hit a very stressful day at work. Big bad dumb day where I would have made more progress trying to communicate in Esperanto than English. Rather than head to the restaurant next door for a martini or three - I thought I'd go to the library and knit a few rows of my lovely lent socks before attacking rush hour. It's quiet, they have comfy chairs, I won't run into anyone I know, I don't have to buy anything. Doesn't this sound like a smart way to combat jangled nerves? Don't I sound smart and disciplined? Isn't this the kind of thing that Jesus would have done if he hadn't been so busy with the Last Supper, prophesising and getting ready to move boulders?

At the library it was quiet, and I knit blissfully in my comfy chair with a killer view of downtown for maybe half an hour when a guard approached me and asks if I had children around.

"UH no - if I had kids around then the whole bliss angle wouldn't really be working for me here..and do you REALLY think that anyone with kids, in a library can just sit and look as not-stressed as I am right now." I thought this thought, but didn't say it because the dude is messed up my stitch count and cashmere gets fuzzy if you rip it out too much. HE then informed me that I needed to leave the comfy chairs because adults can't be in the kids section without kids (I hadn't even noticed I was in the kids section because it was quiet- there were no kids in the kids section) Evidently, business women knitting black cashmere socks for Lent fall into some sort of pedophile profile and endanger all non-existent kids in the kids section.

Every ounce of work-stress I shed came back doubled, because not only do I have to give up my chair with the killer view, but in dealing with him I dropped about 10 stitches. OBVIOUSLY, I couldn't possibly leave until I finished the row. With this proclamation, it appears I've become a menice to society because next he turned away and( I swear I'm not making this up) , pulled out his walkie talkie, called for backup, along with giving out a description of me. Which means that every security guard in the library was on the lookout for a dangerous blond sock knitter. In my haste to leave the library before I did something to the security guard that would get knitting needles banned in public places around the world, I grabbed the second sock with dropped stitches, shot him a truly menacing look and left quickly.

Much to my deep shock, sadness, dismay, regret, and disgust, the first finished cashmere sock did not leave with me. I un-mindfully left the finished sock on the floor under the comfy chair with the killer view. Not one of Mr. Security Guard's friends or collegues turned the lonely sock into Lost and Found.

I like to think my little fuzzy buddy ended up in sock heaven where all of the missing dryer socks go. But in the meantime, its gone baby gone and the love is gone. In its place is a very soft little black sock shaped hole in my heart and picking up the pointy sticks has been bittersweet.

Cream of Chicken Soup Doesn't Always Suck

2007-01-30T18:24:00.000-08:00

I can be an awful restaurant companion. If a chef has hidden tamarind in a marinade, I will taste it. Saffron in the reduction? I'll find it. Champagne instead of white wine in the vinaigrette? I'll know. Conversely, if the soup isn't made with real homemade chicken stock, I'll scowl. Don't even try making hollandaise from a mix... lamentably, I'll talk about it all evening.

When I cook at home, I also have very exact ideas about how food should be prepared. Sausage for pasta must be the cut to the same size as the pasta or smaller. The only canned food really appropriate for human consumption is tuna and/or beans. I'm not Martha, and I do slip, but by and large, I'm a foodie with a capital F.

6:00 this evening dinner needed to be on the table. Fast. Hot. Kid Friendly Dinner.
Women reading this everywhere are feeling the universal pit in their stomach right now - right?

Rather than crafting a lovely cassolet or pasta fagiole, I did what moms for generations have done - threw a bunch of processed food in a dish, covered it with cream of chicken soup and baked it - Easy Chicken Pot Pie. Know what? It was the perfect meal on a *&*%!&$ cold night like this. The kids loved it, ate some veggies and the best part is that not only is dinner done, but so are dishes! Its not low fat, but I figure since I'm now living in the arctic, I'll never have use for my bikini again. So in hopes I can spare some of you, dear friends, one night of dinner anxiety, here's the recipe:

Combine in a good sized casserole dish:
*One deli roasted chicken stripped of as much meat as you feel like pulling off
*One bag of your favorite frozen mixed veggies
*One can of cream of chicken soup
*Enough milk or half/half to make the soup soupy
*Pepper
Cover with:
*One can of refrigerator biscuits
*Whatever shredded hunks of cheese are lurking in your fridge
Bake at 425 until biscuits are done and veggies are cooked - About 30 minutes.

multi-post

2007-01-21T10:30:00.000-08:00

Forgive me mother for I have sinned. Its been five weeks since my last post.

You know its been a while since you blogged when you freakin' forget your user name AND password. Of course, these days my tiny little brain would forget my own name if it wasn't for on all of the bills from the holiday. There's too much stuff up in my poor head to organize it all properly - so below find random post-ettes regarding:

Adventures in crustacians:

Much as we try not be a cow town, Denver is not exactly known for fine seafood. But the Asian market here has the most beautiful live lobsters. Happy lobsters in tanks so big that you can smell them the minute you walk in the door. Even better, cheap lobsters. The recipe was ridiculously simple - boil water, add lobster. We washed them down with - what else- chilled champagne and realized that money really can buy happiness.

Breakfast (Lunch and Dinner) at Tiffany
I adore the Tiffany mittens featured in Knitty. Faced with a long holiday roadtrip I thought these would be the perfect project and I was right. But not the perfect project for me. I should have had more fair-isle experience before starting solo. Halfway through the first mitten, I've lost that lovin' feelin'. There's an impossible number of ends to weave in and the green and red yarns are slightly different gauges, so the fabric has some major puckering issues. I'm afraid these might sit in my stash for a few years until I have the heart to rip them out.

Felted slippers take 1,000,002:
I must be the last knitter in the world who hasn't tried to make a pair of the Fiber Trends Felted Clogs... but made a pair for my dad for Christmas. I gave them to him pre-felted and pretended to be shocked that they didn't fit. The gag lasted five whole minutes. Post felting, they were perfect. It understandable why this pattern is so popular! I love it, despite having to count like crazy, its a quick pattern and even when I did screw up a bit, felting hid all my sins.

W.I.P ing me into shape:

Tulips (work in progress) - after putting down Tulip to start on holiday knitting this fall I picked it back up. I remember fighting with it this fall, struggling to keep the stitches from falling off the needle and fighting boredom with all miles of micro-stockinette stitches. But now I found the rhythm and its going quickly. Cast on for the front left side yesterday and should finish tonight. Knitting a spring cardi is a great anticdote to all of the endless snow we've been getting.

Also bought some Fiesta Watermark in Santa Fe over Thanksgiving and its been tempting me ever since. What better to show off its charms than Clapotis? The yarn is much chunkier than the pattern gauge suggests, but the patten makes adaptations soo easy, its been a joy to knit.

fa la f&$ f&# f*&%

2006-12-13T20:01:00.000-08:00

One of my new years resolutions is that I'm going to try to shrug off all the little un-truths I tell myself... things like "I *need* these shoes for work.." or "Flying into a cleaning frenzy that turns me into a harpie from hell every Saturday morning is *productive*.." or "I know the Saarinen Womb chairs are wickedly expensive but really its an investment and I *should* take better advantage of my employee discount" Next year, I will realize that I can buy shoes simply because they are fabulous, clean the house or not clean the house, surround myself with beautiful things and not feel at all guilty.

However, one of the hardest internal myths to break is that if I really care about someone, I *must* make them something - at the last minute -preferably utilizing a craft that involves either unintentional bloodletting or 2nd degree burns. Homemade caramels packaged in felted bags are this kind of crappy craft.

The recipe looked dreamy and I loved the thought telling the dearly-loved recipients they were 'fleur de sel' caramels. It sounded so french, so sophisticated. As if french women really sit in their little Parisian pied-a-terre, over a hot stove for an hour coaxing sugar into becoming something it really doesn't want to be.
As if...
Non non non. French women go down the confectionery on the first floor of their building, wink and smile to Antoinne and buy a little box of silky heaven in such an elegant box it seems vulgar to open it.

Moi? I am more freak than french. Twenty dollars worth of salt, cream and butter later I ended up with two pans of caramel with the consistency of raw cookie dough and the smoothness of sandpaper. Nonplussed, I went online, scoured the boards, and read that this is common. Even a single grain of sugar can make all the sugar recrystallize. If this happens re-melting the sugar can often fix the problem.

I took this chirpy advice and remelted the sugar. I stirred the pot for a bloody hour until my triceps hurt, ignored the burning boiling sugar that hurt my hands and did 'quality control' tastings until my teeth hurt from all . In the end, the goop was still closer to shortbread than caramel. I give up.

One question remains.
What am I to do with my little felted bags? Made from the sleeves of thrift store sweaters, they remind me of the beakers I used in middle school chemistry class. Maybe I can use them to make more Christmas Crack...because I've obviously been smoking WAYYY to much.

Why I'm proud of my hangnails....

2006-11-30T06:40:00.000-08:00

I love the process of getting a manicure... picking the color from the tower of nailpolish, the soft music, soaking my hands in warm water, nice smelling lotion. I love being girly and fussed over.
But-
I really hate having a manicure. Three days is my record for not messing it up. I habor the secret bourgeois notion that people with nails that are too nice need more things to do with their hands. And let me tell you friend that lately my grubby hands (and their cuticles) have been busy....

Exhibit A: One for me...
The beginnings of Tulip from the Fall KnitScene, which is so nicely modeled by Brooks (the other) cat. I'm using a lovely pearl colored mohair that I rescued from my mom's basement.

Exhibit B: One for you...
Traveling Rib Scarf Remix from the Traveling Rib Sweater in Loop-d-Loop. I adapted Teva Durham's stitch pattern into a scarf for my brother. It was great fun... the pattern is scattered randomly throughout the scarf, making the dark teal Jo Sharp Silk Road Aran yarn look like a lovely river with ripples and eddies all flowing in the same direction that I thought symbolized his current path through life. My brother's comment - "oh great- I needed a blue scarf..."

Exhibit C: One for me...
Toe up socks - heeheehee

Exhibit D: One for you...
Jemez Springs toe up socks for my mom....with colors reminded me of the Southwestern mesas and sky.
Mom, my brother and my brood rented a house on the river for Thanksgiving and these socks were started then. The trip was bliss...I believe that if more people ate tamales with New Mexican red chile and spent more time in hot springs, the world would be a better place... wouldn't it be nice if everyone had a pair of handknit socks too? (That's why I need a big stash - I'm promoting world peace.)

Exhibit E: One for TBD...
When the lovely and *oh so* talented Ms. Pink invited me to her house for a (really great) night of social knitting, I had to break out the good stuff.
This yarn is quite possibly the hippest yarn in my stash. I'm talking punk runk yarn - lovely staus-quo blues, grays and greens that are totally freaked out by random FU-bright-red splatters. It knit up really quickly and one skein was just enough for a short chunky "I'm too cool to be bothered with wrapping this around my neck" length. Its supposed to be a gift, but I'm feeling the need the instant hip.funk points from this scarf more than the person I knit it for.

coffee cup haiku

2006-11-15T08:15:00.000-08:00

full week no knit time
need more art and less labor
also more coffee

one step forward, two steps back..

2006-11-11T22:29:00.000-08:00

I upgraded blogging software today, which killed my template. I knew this going in, but hubris reigned supreme. "I can fix it... I'll rebuild, better than ever!"
rrright.

So here is the temp fix. Look for a little Extreme Blog Makeover soon.

What kind of knitting needles are you?

2006-11-07T05:57:00.000-08:00

I'm a sucker for quizzes. I know, I know - its about as cool as purple eyelash yarn but I can't help myself.

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What kind of knitting needles are you?

You are "turbo" charged.Fast moving and classy, you get things done with power and grace. Your expensive tastes can be deceiving, since what you really value is quality and efficiency. As you're careening around those corners in life, finishing a dozen knitted objects each month, stop and smell the roses. Don't miss the beauty of process!
Take this quiz

one more kitty angel

2006-11-05T17:20:00.000-08:00

Its been the kind of week that makes me glad I don't buy generic Kleenex. We've needed a bunch and the off-brands get scratchy when used in large quantities.

On Friday we said Au revoir to Mollycat. Molly had been a part of our family almost before we were a family - 14 years. Through it all, she approached life with grace and nobility. She hated getting her face mussed, so she always scooped up her water with her paw and licked it from that. She loved being brushed and would strut around the house after. She liked being petted, but only on her terms. She appreciated knitting because it meant that a warm, quiet lap was close by.

Once we discovered the tumor on her spine that quickly paralyzed her, there was no question that she was ready to say goodbye. We were not... and still miss her terribly.

insert unscheduled project here...

2006-10-29T20:51:00.000-08:00

Yesterday I experienced the most extreme parental bliss known to moms everywhere.
A small bit of free time. Should I -
Rush home and clean the house? nope.
Frog 3 rows of the traveling rib scarf I goobered up? nope.
Take a nap? Tempting - but nope. I'm sure to oversleep, be forever labeled as the bad mom by all the other moms, and scar my daughter for life.

Nope. An occasion this special calls for a bit of retail therapy. For me, this usually involves either yarn or clothes. Since I didn't have the budget for either - I hit the thrift store. (I love thrift stores - a topic which deserves a long and poetic homily another time. In part I love the challenge. Anyone can walk into a Nordstrom and walk out with a great pair of black heels, but it takes a special kind of optimism to walk into a thrift store and walk out with something great. Maybe the universe wants you to have those black heels, but maybe instead it wants you to have a pair of Robert Cavalli jeans that happen to be EXACTLY your size and only 4$.(*true story*)You need to be open to any possibility. )

Yesterday, I wanted sweaters that I could felt into a Zig-zag blanket from Alterknits. Evidentially, the universe wanted this too, because $20 and six 100% wool sweaters later, I had the kind of project zen that only exists before you've actually started the project.

Like a mutant virus, this small bit of free time gobbled up every other scheduled task. The rest of Saturday was spent cleaning felted wool balls out of my washing machine, fighting with my sewing machine, (tension really is important in sewing. If your machine isn't tense enough it WILL make you tense) and trying to keep all of this crazy creative energy from harming nearby pets and family members. However, the felted sweaters actually pieced together easily. Unlike normal fabric quilts, precision wasn't necessary, because wool is stretchy and very forgiving. The best part is this project was that it was QUICK - was- past tense - as in done. In one weekend!!!!!!
Ok yes there are disclaimers - the blanket is not perfect. My seams are way-way-wonky. I need to trim a lot of threads and steam the heck out the whole piece.

But it looks good in my son's room. It will keep him warm. Best of all - he likes it. He really likes it and if he's feeling warm and fuzzy than I am too.

A family that knits together...

2006-10-17T19:08:00.000-07:00

...has a really good excuse to buy more yarn.

Lucky lucky me!

2006-10-15T09:51:00.000-07:00

This week I recieved proof that owning too many shoes, having secret chocolate stashes and saying nasty words to some of the other less-than-courteous drivers on the road does not affect one's karma...

Otherwise - how could I possibly have been blessed with this?

My Funky Scarf Swap scarf ala Bev arrived Friday... I like it. I really really like it.
The scarf is:
1. A perfect match to my vintage-new ski-bunny coat
2. A study in contrasts- fire & icy!
3. Made with yummy soft yarns - mmmmmcashmerinommmmm & alchemy
4. The perfect length
5. Done with a lovely needlework pattern down the center
- something I can't and probably won't ever do myself!
6.Like a fiesty fiesta around my neck with the hand-dyed orangey-red alchemy yarn !
7.Slightly subversive. When warn with blk Ann Taylor blazor to work says-
"I am a much more
interesting person than this job would lead you to
believe."
8.Liked by my daughter. (But she can't have it)
9.The reason I got to exchange notes with Bev - and discovered an lovely creative, inspired spirit
10. The source of spontaneous goofy giddy poses of
gratitude....

But wait- there's more! She also sent me a notepad she got in Rome, which makes me feel a little more worldly just carrying it in my purse...

But that's not all, not only did Bev manage to make a truly funky scarf, but she also set up a swap that rocked. Look at all the happy smiley people!! Here's hoping a lot of good karma floats her way...

DAM its good...

2006-10-08T11:26:00.000-07:00

One of the many untold advantages of being a knitter is that I no longer mind waiting in lines for long periods of time. Yesterday at 7:00 in the morning, I was eagerly one of the first people in line for free tickets to the grand opening of the new wing of the Denver Art Museum. As we waited for the doors to open I looked at the sun gleaming off the titanium prow jutting into the bright October sky and got a little teary. When we make things and see things that others have made its makes us better people. As a society we need support, cheer, dance and sing all creative efforts. The building made me giddy, but also the crowds of people that came out to celebrate it.

Go see the museum... see what Liebeskind made, see what the artists inside made, and keep on making things yourself...creativity is crucial.

Funky Scarf FO

2006-09-30T16:02:00.000-07:00

Funky scarf is Finito. Hope my midwestern pal likes it. I think the green will be gorgeous on her with what I can see of her autumnish coloring from her blog.

Sisterhood of the knitted pants

2006-09-29T16:51:00.000-07:00

I start my Mondays with the best of intentions. At the start of every week, I tell myself that:
I will manage to conjure up a home cooked dinner - or at the very least be home for one or two.
I will keep up all the frenzied weekend pseudo cleaning.
I will set out my clothes the night before AND iron them so I'm not running around at 7:48 am looking for the one of six green sweaters I know I own, and to use that as a excuse to buy yet one more green sweater on the way home from work.
I will pack something for breakfast and not spend $3.50 everyday on breakfast burritos from Yolanda the coffee lady.
I will pack my gym clothes so I have to make up a REALLY good excuse not to workout over lunch.

As you can imagine - actively blowing off all of these weekday goals takes a lot of time.

Therefore, most of my knitting gets done on the weekends, but by Wednesday, I'm going through a bit of withdrawl - and by Friday, I find myself trying to sneak in a row or two in the parking garage of my office building before I head up to face the day.

Today was one of those frantic mornings when I knew I didn't even have time to pet and say nice things to the hanks of 4-ply cashmere sitting in one of my stash baskets. But then- just before the top of the hour on NPR there was an interview on NPR with Tracey Ulman promoting her new book. It made me giddy. Not the book so much. (I've seen it and while its fun, I don't feel the need to knit aprons or pants for me, my husband or anyone else) Yet, hearing Tracey's love and passion for knitting and knowing that at that moment hundreds of thousands of other knitters were feeling giddy too - made me love the community as much as the craft.
(In celebration - I knit a few stitches at the long stop light on the way to work.)

Sticks and stones

2006-09-04T20:30:00.000-07:00

In the spirit of the holiday weekend, I left work a bit early Friday and checked out, Fancy Tiger a new craft-i-nista store on Broadway. Their yarn selection was meager, but they did have packs of lovely vintage buttons...which found new life as this:

On other fronts - I have been joking with my husband that I will *never-ever-for-any reason* knit him a sweater. My brother, mother, son, daughter, friends, babies I know, babies I don't know, nephew, breast cancer survivors and Moi have all been beneficiaries of my needle-mania. But DH has not even gotten a dishcloth. So for our anniversary I knit him my very first sock ever. Just one. Red. Sock. Size 13.
See - when we got married, he lost just one, red, size 13 Chuck Taylor high top. They were his lucky shoes and there was angst. For our anniversary several years ago I gave him another red, size 13 Chuck Taylor high top. The story was that this year, he got a sock to go with it. Actually I had planned - two weeks ago - on knitting a complete pair, but damn fingering yarn, knit up slower than it takes to actually conceive and give birth to the sheep that it came from. So with three days left, I made a secret trip to LYS (aren't they all somewhat covert??) and bought thick chunky yarn and started new sock. Stayed up past midnight both nights to finish, despite his confusion in my sudden interest in "Extra, Extra" on late night TV. Presented the sock today and he was pleased. I think. After 13 years of marriage he knows me well enough not to hold his breath for the second one....

best creative streak ever...

2006-09-01T20:39:00.000-07:00

There are times when you become painfully reminded of the private exquisite beauty of your children. When the some little detail about your kids makes your heart swells so that you feel that it will literally pop out through your eyelids, but you know that no one else can ever see them the way that you do.

It is one of those feelings that people try to tell you about when you are pregnant, but is really beyond words. Those who have kids understand what I mean...

I had one of those eyelid busting moments tonight at the tiny indoor pool at the Hampton Inn by the side of the turnpike. While chatting with my in-laws (who were staying at the Inn) - the kids swam. As I watched them, the talk about cattle prices, real estate, new cars faded - and I saw my kids long lean white bodies sliding through the water. They were (of course) completely unaware of us - but so goofy, so loud and in their own world. I know that as a mom of a 13 year old and a 9 year old, I am to the point when very very soon they will eat the apple and become self-conscious. But for at least tonight - they were still safe in the garden and I know that I am blessed.

in the interest of full-disclosure

2006-08-27T17:13:00.000-07:00

So I joined the Funky Scarf Swap ..... this is one of the things that spurred my return to bonogmamablogland. I realized I don't have a good place to catalog stuff I've knitted and stuff I want to knit.

While my very cool sounding partner has already received this questionaire, here it is for all to see.
+++++++++++
Do you prefer any fibers over others?
I love any fiber with juicy colors and great texture, especially handspun or hand dyed
Here's some of the other stuff I've knit. Not all of it is funky - but it
will give you and idea of the colors I'm drawn to...

Thinking back to Scout’s post about what funky means to you, post an
image of something that you think is funky!
Funky means feeling! Anything slightly outside the norm that expresses the
cool/edgy/ artistic part who you are and brings you joy is funky...
Ani DiFranco = Funky
Little Orphan Annie= notso funky (if only she had a great scarf...)
Spicy tuna rolls = Funky (as long as its not skunky)
Tuna Noodle Casserole = notso funky
James Brown = Funky
James Taylor = notso funky
The Simpsons = Funky
Jessica Simpson = notsofunky

Would you prefer funky yarn or a funky pattern?
Either! Use a yarn you've been wanting to try or a pattern that's been
haunting you. Do whatever moves/grooves you and for goodness sake - have
fun and be a little wild.

What are your favorite colors?
Strong summer or winter colors - Light and Turquoise blue, all shades of
green, blacks, whites, reds

What is your favorite piece of art?
Anything done by my kids... but knit like Jackson Pollock, Gustav Klimt,
Vance Kirkland, Maxfield Parrish

What colors would you never have up close to your pretty
face?
easter colors - yellows, purples, some shades of pink, salmon,
lavender,
also - browns, beiges, grays, harvest gold
(all are ok as accents, just not as a main color)

Would you prefer an actual scarf or a cowl?
Scarf please..

When you wear a scarf do you prefer a wider/shorter scarf or a
thin/long scarf?
either...
What is the climate like where you live?
Knit for any climate.
I live in Colorado - so if I wait an hour the weather will change...

Would you prefer a functional scarf (to keep you warm) or one just
to funk-up your wardrobe?
Funk/punk up my wardrobe. Looking for something to make the other PTA moms
look twice and raise their eyebrows and make my 9 year daughter slightly
jealous.

What else would you like your partner to know about you?
Knit and have fun - break rules. Don't obsess over technique or rip out 14
rows because you missed a stitch. Don't worry about scaring me...

back to our regularly scheduled programming...

2006-08-27T16:43:00.000-07:00

Yes - there is a YEAR and A HALF between this post and the last.
Maybe I was photographing penguins in Antartica. Maybe I was looking for lost Incan civilizations. Maybe I was teaching Mongolian nomads how to sell wool on ebay.
Maybe I was in Australia on my way back to the US when I crashed on a wierd island with freaky transmitters.

I'll leave all of that up to you dear readers- whats left unsaid is always more interesting than whats said.
Regardless, I've dusted off the blog and will once again record knitting and the things that orbit my knitting, aka kids, family, friends etc. (And NO - I will not demote anyone small, cold or far away to less than planet status...)

Crying in my beer...(but its good beer)

2005-02-01T19:20:00.000-08:00

Alias isn't on because of the State of the Union speech - yet another good thing Bush has screwed up.
As if there wasn't enough reason to drink tomorrow night.. My friend Shannon emailed this little game to me.
http://www.drinkinggame.us/

Laugh until you cry or cry until you laugh. Either way its better than apathy.

knitting withing the lines (NOT)

2005-01-30T07:21:00.000-08:00

My third cool knitted thing ever was a hat for newly minted baby Elijah.
Mommy/Daddy, Tracey and Tony were much more excited than Eli, who clearly valued sleep over fashion.

I tried to follow a pattern from Weekend Knitting, but the anarchist in me would have none of gauges and counting rows, so I made it up as I went along. While I'm quite pleased with the results, I know that the knitting karma isn't always so kind. Next time will try follow directions, play well with others and not run with scissors.

idle hands are the devils workshop...

2005-01-29T19:16:00.000-08:00

My hands have been busy knitting a felted booga bag (thanks to Julie Anderson) for my mom's birthday. I found the Kureyon yarn on-line for $5.79 a skein! Its turning out dreamy - turquoise, royal blue, green, and gold - each row is a surprise. The project has become a bit of an obsession; laundry, cooking, and cleaning are still sitting on my todo list. Truthfully, they are quite used to sitting there - but not for such an extended period.

I love my mother dearly, but that may not be enough to part with with the finished bag...